On Manly Stubble

So I've been thinking about electrolysis for facial hair removal.

"But why, Michael?  Your manly stubble is so rugged and handsome!"

Yeah, I know.  But you wouldn't believe what a pain it is to shave all the time, especially given razors that tend to break on my face.  So, it looks like I need to focus on a more permanent solution.  Now, granted, if things don't work around me, it's a fair assumption that this electrolysis thing will kill me.  I figure, let's go "all in", lay all the odds out on the table at once.  It's better than risking my health one day at a time, trust me.  (Of course, this is all null if I can't afford it in the first place.)

Unfortunately, my search for reliable information on this scary technology has wrought upon me the most horrifying parts of the Internet.  No, I did not know they had a "road map".

Oh, and to Sarah N - happy birthday.  And in retrospect, happy birthday to everyone I didn't say happy birthday to.  And, what the heck, happy birthday to everyone now and forever.  There.  Me, forget birthdays?